A day in the life of an astrologer has many interesting moments, one of which is the following;

Upon returning to my office and picking up my messages I heard,   "Help, help, Saturn is trying to teach me something and I'm not getting it. Neptune is sticking his fork in my back and Uranus is shooting lightening bolts around my head.  With Mercury retrograde what should I do?  I called back and left the answer:   I suggest you find a high dry spot, set up a tent with a lightening rod, light some incense, stop thinking and meditate. If you are lucky this to will pass.